| 11:30 PM | Friends - The One With the Monkey: The group spends New Year's Eve at Monica's. |
| 12:00 AM | The Honeymooners - The Safety Award: Ralph has a mishap after getting a safety award. |
| 12:30 AM | The Honeymooners - Young Man With a Horn: Ralph tries to reform to please Alice. |
| 1:00 AM | The Honeymooners - Funny Money: Ralph finds a suitcase full of $100 bills. |
| 1:30 AM | The Honeymooners - Trapped: Thugs chase Ralph after he sees a bank robbery. |
| 2:00 AM | The Honeymooners - Oh My Achin' Back: Ralph fibs to avoid visiting his mother-in-law. |
| 2:30 AM | The Honeymooners - A Woman's Work Is Never Done: The Kramdens hire a maid. |
| 3:00 AM | The Honeymooners - The Worry Wart: Ralph receives a summons from Internal Revenue. |
| 3:30 AM | The Honeymooners - Pal O' Mine: Ralph and Norton's friendship is threatened. |
| 4:00 AM | The Honeymooners - Dial J for Janitor: Ralph takes over as building janitor. |
| 4:30 AM | The Honeymooners - The Loudspeaker: Ralph expects to be Raccoon of the Year. |
| 5:00 AM | The Honeymooners - Opportunity Knocks But: Ralph teaches his boss how to shoot pool. |
| 5:30 AM | The Honeymooners - A Man's Pride: Embarrassed Ralph claims to be bus-company head. |
| 6:00 AM | Local Programming |
| 9:00 AM | The Honeymooners - Hello, Mom: Ralph dreads his mother-in-law's visit. |
| 9:30 AM | The Honeymooners - Alice and the Blond: Ralph tries to impress his boss's wife. |
| 10:00 AM | The Honeymooners - The Baby Sitter: Alice gets a phone despite Ralph's objections. |
| 10:30 AM | The Honeymooners - Head of the House: Ralph boasts that he is head of the household. |
| 11:00 AM | The Honeymooners - A Matter of Record: Ralph records an apology to Alice after a fight. |
| 11:30 AM | The Honeymooners - The Bensonhurst Bomber: Ralph agrees to fight a large, tough opponent. |
| 12:00 PM | The Honeymooners - The Sleepwalker: Norton accompanies Ralph on a business trip. |
| 12:30 PM | The Honeymooners - A Dog's Life: Alice tries to hide her adopted puppy from Ralph. |
| 1:00 PM | The Honeymooners - A Matter of Life and Death: Ralph mistakenly believes he is dying. |
| 1:30 PM | The Honeymooners - The Man From Space: Ralph creates a unique costume for a party. |
| 2:00 PM | The Honeymooners - The Golfer: Norton must teach Ralph to play golf. |
| 2:30 PM | The Honeymooners - Young at Heart: Ralph shows off for Alice at a skating rink. |
| 3:00 PM | The Honeymooners - Mama Loves Mambo: A mambo dancer takes Alice and Trixie as pupils. |
| 3:30 PM | The Honeymooners - TV or Not TV: The Kramdens and Nortons share a television. |
| 4:00 PM | The Honeymooners - Better Living Through TV: Ralph and Norton do a live TV commercial. |
| 4:30 PM | The Honeymooners - The $99,000 Answer: Ralph tests his skill in a pop-music contest. |
| 5:00 PM | Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? - NASCAR Week |
| 5:30 PM | Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? |
| 6:00 PM | Inside Edition: Celebrity dramas in 2009. |
| 6:30 PM | Local Programming |
| 7:00 PM | Two and a Half Men - It Was Mame, Mom: Charlie and Alan pose as a gay couple in order to impress a gay ad executive. |
| 7:30 PM | Family Guy - DaBoom: Paranoid about Y2K, Peter herds the family into the basement for protection. |
| 8:00 PM | Smallville - Metallo: After being hit by a truck, John Corben wakes up with a Kryptonite heart and superhuman strength. |
| 9:00 PM | Smallville - Echo: The Toyman takes Oliver hostage; Clark can hear other people's thoughts. |
| 10:00 PM | Local Programming |
| 11:00 PM | Two and a Half Men - Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room: Charlie and Alan butt heads over Alan's place in the house. |
| 11:30 PM | Friends - The One With Mrs. Bing: Chandler's mother (Morgan Fairchild) visits; guest Jay Leno. |