| 11:30 PM | Two and a Half Men - Madame and Her Special Friend: A wealthy, elderly woman (Cloris Leachman) sets her sights on Alan. |
| 12:00 AM | Sex and the City - All That Glitters: Carrie resists changing her lifestyle; Charlotte and Trey grow apart. |
| 12:30 AM | Will & Grace - One Gay at a Time: As she attempts to steal doughnuts at an AA meeting, Grace has a surprise reunion with Val. |
| 1:00 AM | Frasier - Hooping Cranes: Niles wins a huge prize at a Seattle SuperSonics game. |
| 1:30 AM | George Lopez - George Doesn't Trustee Angie's Brother: Angie's scam-artist brother reappears after a long absence. |
| 2:00 AM | The Odd Couple - You Saved My Life: Oscar pays the penalty for saving Felix's life. |
| 2:30 AM | The Jeffersons - Louise Forgets: Louise and Florence try some self-improvement. |
| 3:00 AM | South Park - Simpsons Already Did It: The boys panic when it appears they caused a woman's death. |
| 3:30 AM | South Park - Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls: A film festival threatens Mr. Hankey. |
| 4:00 AM | RENO 911!: Dangle is moving and asks the department for help. |
| 4:30 AM | Jury Duty: Celebrities Jimmie Walker, Judy Tenuta and Verne Troyer serve as jurors. |
| 5:00 AM | Local Programming |
| 9:00 AM | Maury: Paternity test results. |
| 10:00 AM | Maury: Women say their men are controlling and abusive. |
| 11:00 AM | Jerry Springer |
| 12:00 PM | The Steve Wilkos Show |
| 1:00 PM | Judge Maria Lopez: A woman sues her former friend for the cost of a car; a man sues his former friend for unpaid loans. |
| 1:30 PM | Judge Maria Lopez: A woman sues her nephew for the cost of a plane ticket. |
| 2:00 PM | Judge Mathis: Friends sue each other over songs not being written for a play. |
| 3:00 PM | All of Us - She Blinded Me With Science: Robert learns of Neesee's plan to visit a sperm bank to have a baby. |
| 3:30 PM | What I Like About You - Your Money or Your Wife: Holly and Vince decide to spend some time apart. |
| 4:00 PM | Reba - Safe Dating: Kyra is irked when her mother takes a romantic interest in her boyfriend's father. |
| 4:30 PM | Reba - Mommy Nearest: When Reba takes a full-time job, Jake starts calling Barbra Jean ``Mommy.'' |
| 5:00 PM | My Wife and Kids - Restaurant Wars: The owners of the Chinese restaurant across the street try to put Jay out of business. |
| 5:30 PM | According to Jim - Guinea Pygmalion: Jim must pay for an expensive operation to keep the family's pet guinea pig alive. |
| 6:00 PM | Friends - The One Where Rachel Quits: Phoebe hampers Joey's Christmas tree sales; Rachel regrets a rash decision. |
| 6:30 PM | Friends - The One Where Joey Dates Rachel: Rachel joins Joey for a night out in order to prepare him for a big date. |
| 7:00 PM | Two and a Half Men - Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot: Alan prepares Jake for Judith's wedding; Charlie continues his fling with Herb's sister. |
| 7:30 PM | Family Guy - Model Misbehavior: Lois fulfills a lifelong dream of being a model. |
| 8:00 PM | Smallville - Bizarro: Clark confronts Bizarro, the last wraith from the Phantom Zone. |
| 9:00 PM | Supernatural - The Magnificent Seven: Manifestations of the seven deadly sins. |
| 10:00 PM | Local Programming |
| 11:00 PM | Family Guy - Lethal Weapons: New Yorkers invade the town in the fall; Lois hones her martial-arts skills. |
| 11:30 PM | Two and a Half Men - Something Salted and Twisted: Alan vows to stop seeking validation from women. |