| 11:30 PM | Friends - The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel: Ross ponders the legal status of his and Rachel's relationship. |
| 12:00 AM | Sex and the City - The Baby Shower: Carrie may be pregnant; a baby shower prompts contemplation of the future. |
| 12:30 AM | Will & Grace - Dames at Sea: Will and Jack awake in a precarious position while at sea. |
| 1:00 AM | Frasier - High Holidays: Niles sets out to prove he has a wild side; Eddie stars in a promotion; Roz dates a Santa. |
| 1:30 AM | George Lopez - Girls Night Out: Carmen gets into trouble after choosing ex-gang member Marisol as a role model. |
| 2:00 AM | The Odd Couple - Oscar's Ulcer: Oscar blames Felix for his developing ulcer. |
| 2:30 AM | The Jeffersons - Baby Love: Florence goes husband-hunting at a dating club. |
| 3:00 AM | South Park - Prehistoric Ice Man: Stan and Kyle's friendship is threatened when they discover a man encased in ice. |
| 3:30 AM | South Park - Christmas in Canada?: The boys go to Canada to retrieve Ike from his birth parents. |
| 4:00 AM | RENO 911!: The local firemen schedule their pancake dinner on the night of the Annual Policemen's Ball. |
| 4:30 AM | Jury Duty: Mindy Sterling, Jai Rodriguez, Debbie Reynolds serve as jurors. |
| 5:00 AM | Local Programming |
| 9:00 AM | Maury: Maury reveals the top-10 most outrageous paternity results. |
| 10:00 AM | Maury: Guests reveal shocking secrets to loved ones. |
| 11:00 AM | Jerry Springer: Jerry's team goes to Las Vegas. |
| 12:00 PM | The Steve Wilkos Show: A woman's tells how her ex-boyfriend bit their 3-month-old daughter's ear and hip. |
| 1:00 PM | Judge Maria Lopez: A woman sues her former friend for the cost of a car; a man sues his former friend for unpaid loans. |
| 1:30 PM | Judge Maria Lopez: A man sues his former tenant for carpet damage. |
| 2:00 PM | Judge Mathis - Divorced Couples in Court: Cases involving divorced couples: Exes argue over the value of personal property. |
| 3:00 PM | All of Us - Carmen's Karma: Robert's sister, Carmen, returns from India to make up for past mistakes. |
| 3:30 PM | What I Like About You - Girls Gone Wild: When Holly invites Tina, Gary and Ben on a spring break vacation, Vince is purposely left behind. |
| 4:00 PM | Reba - Valentine's Day: Reba cancels a date with Brian (Mark Thompson) on St. Valentine's Day. |
| 4:30 PM | Reba - The Feud: Reba gets pressure to take sides in a legal battle between her boss (Dan Castellaneta) and Brock. |
| 5:00 PM | According to Jim - Secret Santa: Dana takes credit for giving Jim a swell Christmas present. |
| 5:30 PM | My Wife and Kids - Claire's Permit: Michael's fears come true when he tries to teach Claire how to drive. |
| 6:00 PM | Family Guy - I Never Met the Dead Man: Teaching Meg to drive, Peter wrecks a satellite dish; Stewie hates vegetables. |
| 6:30 PM | Friends - The One After the Super Bowl: Ross visits Marcel on a movie set; Rachel lands a date with Jean-Claude Van Damme. |
| 7:00 PM | Two and a Half Men - That Special Tug: Alan's emotional breakdown after dropping Jake off for a weekend away sends Charlie to a therapist. |
| 7:30 PM | Family Guy - Lethal Weapons: New Yorkers invade the town in the fall; Lois hones her martial-arts skills. |
| 8:00 PM | WWE Friday Night SmackDown!: Hell in a Cell highlights; Triple H defend the WWE title in a Championship Scramble. |
| 10:00 PM | Local Programming |
| 11:00 PM | Two and a Half Men - A Bag Full of Jawea: Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension by romancing his teacher. |
| 11:30 PM | Friends - The One With Ross' Denial: Ross tries to smooth things over when Monica and Chandler call off plans to move in together. |