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Memorable quotes for
"Just Shoot Me!"
Strange Bedfellows (2003)

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Nina Van Horn: Oh, Maya! How I wish I could live in your fantasy world of unicorns and moon landings!

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Nina Van Horn: Nina, you have a college degree, you know a lot about science. Answer me this: how many chickens would I have to kill to get rid of a ghost?

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Dennis Finch: Call me old fashioned, but I don't cry in front of another dude unless it's to get out of a speeding ticket.

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Maya Gallo: I think they mean objectifying women and taking them for granted.
Dennis Finch: Chesty has a point.

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Dennis Finch: Me and my friends are plenty sensitive. The other day, Kevin fell down two flights of stairs, and it took all my strength not to laugh.
Elliot DiMauro: Is he all right?
Dennis Finch: [laughing] He broke two ribs.

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Nina Van Horn: I'll just have to tell Simon that a ghost told me I was going to cheat on him with a tall man holding a box.
Kevin Liotta: [holding a box] Hi, Nina.
Nina Van Horn: All right, let get this over with. Get naked and let's do it.
Kevin Liotta: Oh, my God! Make A Wish got my letter!

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Dennis Finch: You better get going. Those models aren't going to shoot themselves. Not until their late twenties.

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Maya Gallo: We demand an entire issue devoted to negative body image.
Jack Gallo: I'll give you one article and a plus-size model on the cover.
Maya Gallo: That offer is insulting. We won't even dignify it with a response.
Naomi: We'll take it.
Maya Gallo: What?
Naomi: I mean, it's a very reasonable offer.

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