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"Just Shoot Me!"
In Your Dreams (1997)
Maya:
My face gets all scrunched up, my eyes get all closed, and I end up looking like...
Dennis: Popeye?
Elliot: A smurf?
Nina: Eleanor Roosevelt sneezing?
Jack: What the hell's a smurf?
Dennis: It's the little blue man on your wife's lunchbox.
Maya: Why do we even need photo IDs?
Dennis: Because otherwise, any lunatic could walk in off the street and do Nina's job.
Jack: What are we talking about?
Nina: Sex dreams.
Jack: Sounds like fun. Who had a sex dream? Give me details.
Dennis: Maya did, about Elliot.
Jack: You people are sick!
Dennis: So, a sex dream. How was I?
Maya: Absent.
Elliot: You want me to do a photo ID. That's like asking Picasso to paint your bathroom.
Jack: No, it's like *telling* Picasso to paint your bathroom.
Elliot: When I was on a photo shoot in Australia, this Aborigine tribesman refused to have his picture taken because he thought I was going to steal his soul.
Maya: Don't tell me. You got him to relax and took a great picture.
Elliot: No. He bit me and stole my jeep.
Maya: And your point is?
Elliot: Don't bite me.
Maya: So, this is your studio?
Elliot: Yep.
Maya: Shouldn't there be a sign for the models that says, "you must be this dumb to enter"?
Maya: [about a flimsy nighty] What is this?
Elliot: It was for your story on health care.
Maya: What does that have to do with health care?
Elliot: She was also wearing a nurse's hat.
Jack: Come on, people! We need new stories. Any ideas?
Nina: I got it. How about a ten page layout on the comeback of fur?
Jack: What comeback of fur?
Elliot: The one she's been trying to launch ever since she bought those snow leopard skin hot pants.
Maya: This picture sends the wrong message.
Elliot: What message do you want to send?
Maya: "My name is Maya Gallo, and I'm a professional."
Elliot: And this says?
Maya: "My name is Maya Gallo, me and my naughty girlfriends are waiting for your calls."
Jack: [to Hannah, over the phone] Hi, Hannah. Daddy's going to sing a song about... his desk.
[playing his banjo and singing]
Jack: Markers and pencils and pens / And keys to my Mercedes Benz / A cup and an empty green bottle...
Nina: [coming in] Damnit, Jack!
Jack: Oh, look, it's a grumpy ex-model.
Maya: I have never taken a good picture in my life.
Jack: You're exaggerating. You've taken lots of good pictures. What about that one of you surfing?
Maya: That was a caricature.
Jack: I thought your head looked big.
Nina: [looking at Maya's ID photo] This picture captures the real you.
Dennis: Someone should, for science.
Maya: It's too sexy!
Elliot: I understand the word "too" and the word "sexy", but put the two together, it's just gibberish.
Jack: What's in this thing?
Dennis: Some fire safety and employee conduct, with a dash of the Iraqi penal code.
Elliot: Wait a minute, you little weasel! Sexual relations between employees is forbidden?
Dennis: Models are not employees.
Elliot: All hail the manual!
Kristanna: Elliot, what are you thinking about?
Elliot: Oh, nothing.
Kristanna: Hey, me too.
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Dennis: Popeye?
Elliot: A smurf?
Nina: Eleanor Roosevelt sneezing?
Jack: What the hell's a smurf?
Dennis: It's the little blue man on your wife's lunchbox.
Maya: Why do we even need photo IDs?
Dennis: Because otherwise, any lunatic could walk in off the street and do Nina's job.
Jack: What are we talking about?
Nina: Sex dreams.
Jack: Sounds like fun. Who had a sex dream? Give me details.
Dennis: Maya did, about Elliot.
Jack: You people are sick!
Dennis: So, a sex dream. How was I?
Maya: Absent.
Elliot: You want me to do a photo ID. That's like asking Picasso to paint your bathroom.
Jack: No, it's like *telling* Picasso to paint your bathroom.
Elliot: When I was on a photo shoot in Australia, this Aborigine tribesman refused to have his picture taken because he thought I was going to steal his soul.
Maya: Don't tell me. You got him to relax and took a great picture.
Elliot: No. He bit me and stole my jeep.
Maya: And your point is?
Elliot: Don't bite me.
Maya: So, this is your studio?
Elliot: Yep.
Maya: Shouldn't there be a sign for the models that says, "you must be this dumb to enter"?
Maya: [about a flimsy nighty] What is this?
Elliot: It was for your story on health care.
Maya: What does that have to do with health care?
Elliot: She was also wearing a nurse's hat.
Jack: Come on, people! We need new stories. Any ideas?
Nina: I got it. How about a ten page layout on the comeback of fur?
Jack: What comeback of fur?
Elliot: The one she's been trying to launch ever since she bought those snow leopard skin hot pants.
Maya: This picture sends the wrong message.
Elliot: What message do you want to send?
Maya: "My name is Maya Gallo, and I'm a professional."
Elliot: And this says?
Maya: "My name is Maya Gallo, me and my naughty girlfriends are waiting for your calls."
Jack: [to Hannah, over the phone] Hi, Hannah. Daddy's going to sing a song about... his desk.
[playing his banjo and singing]
Jack: Markers and pencils and pens / And keys to my Mercedes Benz / A cup and an empty green bottle...
Nina: [coming in] Damnit, Jack!
Jack: Oh, look, it's a grumpy ex-model.
Maya: I have never taken a good picture in my life.
Jack: You're exaggerating. You've taken lots of good pictures. What about that one of you surfing?
Maya: That was a caricature.
Jack: I thought your head looked big.
Nina: [looking at Maya's ID photo] This picture captures the real you.
Dennis: Someone should, for science.
Maya: It's too sexy!
Elliot: I understand the word "too" and the word "sexy", but put the two together, it's just gibberish.
Jack: What's in this thing?
Dennis: Some fire safety and employee conduct, with a dash of the Iraqi penal code.
Elliot: Wait a minute, you little weasel! Sexual relations between employees is forbidden?
Dennis: Models are not employees.
Elliot: All hail the manual!
Kristanna: Elliot, what are you thinking about?
Elliot: Oh, nothing.
Kristanna: Hey, me too.
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