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"Frasier"
Goodnight, Seattle: Part 1 (2004)

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[Bebe tells him she's found a prime offer with another station]
Dr. Frasier Crane: Well, it's very tempting, Bebe, but I'm very happy here in Seattle. I don't want to leave.
Bebe Glazer: Darling, it's San Francisco! Do you know what life is like there for a good-looking straight man? You'll be like a Snickers bar at a fat camp!

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Martin Crane: Ronee! While we're young!
Ronee Lawrence: Too late!

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Dr. Frasier Crane: All right, that's it! I want you all out of here! And I do not mean a leisurely exit, I mean a break-neck, trampling-each-other, this-theatre's-on-fire stampede!

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Dr. Frasier Crane: [playing Scrabble] Because it's not a word.
Charlotte: Yes, it is.
Dr. Frasier Crane: No, it's not.
Charlotte: Yes, it is.
Dr. Frasier Crane: Use it in a sentence.
Charlotte: "Her grandmother's bed was warm and... quilty."
Dr. Frasier Crane: And why is she lying there? Because she's feeling all "befevered" again?
Charlotte: [smiling sweetly] Could I borrow your "F"? I've got a little message for you.

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Dr. Niles Crane: Frasier...!
Dr. Frasier Crane: Niles...!
Dr. Frasier Crane, Dr. Niles Crane: Disaster!

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