[
from trailer]
Reggie:
Well sub-divide me and Kentucky-Fry me!
[
from trailer]
Lightning:
If that's a race horse, then I'm D-O double-G, baby.
Goose:
Just when I thought I was out. They pull me back in!
Goose:
All right. Listen up, you glue factory rejects.
Goose:
Oh you're good. You are. You are very good.
Goose:
You see Rusty the rotatin' rooster up there. He's about to get Goosed.
Goose:
You ever try swimming in cement horseshoes.
Goose:
Oh... you're funny, but there's only room for one wise guy on this farm.
Goose:
You wanna dance? You wanna piece of the Goose? Heeya hiya!
Goose:
Jeez! I didn't know the goat was packin'!
Goose:
Now you're talking, baby! Let's do this, barnyard style.
Goose:
Get back here, you chicken! C'mon, I'll fight you with one wing behind my back.
Lightning:
Well, like my momma used to say, you can put your boots in the oven, but that won't make 'em biscuits.
Nolan Walsh:
It's the filly.
Woodzie:
It always is.
Ruffshodd:
Hey Plow Boy! You missed a spot!
Tucker:
Goose, who's a pelican who's really a stool pigeon who's a chicken who ducks. That's five birds, count 'em.
[
repeated line]
Channing Walsh:
That's my best boy.
Franny:
What are you?
Stripes:
I don't know.
Tucker:
We can rule out "genius".
Scuzz:
Try starting out life as a maggot. Nobody wants to pet a little maggot!
Reggie:
[
Nolan has just cut a racetrack in his cornfield] If you build it, they will come.
Stripes:
But I am a horse... a racehorse!
Sir Trenton:
You're no racehorse! You're lunch for a lion and that's about it.
Reggie:
Acid rain! Acid rain!
Reggie:
I see buckets of dead relatives! Extra crispy! Extra crispy!
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