Paige:
I saw better dancing at Heather Sinclair's grade three sock hop.
Liberty:
Some advice: Find a dictionary and look up "pathetic".
Ellie:
Guys suck, Ashley. They enjoy messing with our feelings - and then sticking us with the rent.
Ashley:
It's just been one disaster after another after another. That school is cursed.
Spinner:
Being an idiot is OK sometimes.
Manny:
Liberty sees an opportunity. She goes for it. She's like a rabid wolverine.
JT:
Teachers aren't people; they're... teachers.
Paige:
Even I'm amazed at my brilliance.
Alex:
I don't play well with others.
Spinner:
Man, any more bitter and she'd be a lemon.
Marco:
Come on, man. A little romance is not gonna kill ya.
Manny:
Liberty's losing her math. It must be love.
Craig:
Why are they teaching us about soil erosion? I'm not a farmer, I'm never gonna be a farmer.
Toby:
Just what the country needs - more J.T.
Liberty:
Emma lives for stabbing you in the back, ripping out your heart and then stomping it bloodless with her pointy ballerina feet.
Ashley:
I broke all my fingers. In a freak... a freak cupboard-closing incident.
Paige:
A big romantic with a disposable income. The best kind.
Liberty:
You never stop surprising me, J.T. You're normally such - how do I put this nicely? - a slob.
Ashley:
This is gonna be the best year ever!
Emma:
Let's declare the revolution begun. To heck with guys!
Craig:
No lip, or I'll smother you in sweat.
Marco:
Spin, stop being a drama queen, OK?
Liberty:
Jealousy's really ugly, Emma.
Alex:
It's OK to be single for twenty minutes.
Paige:
Four years of high school. Will you spend them cool with us? Or as a social loser outcast with her? You decide.
Dean:
Come on, Spirit. We had fun.
Paige:
Fun? You call what you did to me FUN?
Paige:
This is my school, and I don't want to see you or talk to you again.
Mohammed:
Hey it's the More of Everything Girl! I think you should join the sumo team. Seriously.
Terri:
Hey! Most girls on the planet look like this, so get used to it!
Paige:
No kidding.
Terri:
I made 500 bucks today as a plus-sized model! Yeah, plus-sized! What do you make, ice cream boy?
Ashley:
Yolanda stared into the soul of the eclipse, and saw the world for what it was: a shadow of black, empty, dissapearing, nothingness.
Alex:
We'll ask the crowd at the assembly tomorrow... who would they rather vote for? The freak... or the queer. By the way, I'm the freak.
Joey:
I don't want her to go.
Christine 'Spike' Nelson:
Where were you?
Emma:
Why didn't you tell me my dad was...
Christine 'Spike' Nelson:
His parents wouldn't let me!
Emma:
Then, why didn't you do something?
Christine 'Spike' Nelson:
I was 16!
Kevin Smith:
Even in my own films I don't get the girl. I get Jay, and sometimes a monkey.
Kevin Smith:
Spinner, the only thing I know is that making a movie with a bunch of high school kids is worse than making a movie with Ben Affleck... way worse.
Kevin Smith:
Wow... I must be the worst kisser in the world.
Caitlin:
Kevin, no...
Kevin Smith:
I've got to set up the next shot.
Kevin Smith:
[
hurrying away] Hey, uh... Mewes!
Jay:
You are the ones who are the filthy potty mouths!
Craig:
[
manic, seeing Kevin Smith and Joey on TV] I know that guy, eh! Kevin. Kevin Smith, I'm writing a song for his movie.
Kevin Smith:
[
dismissing J.T] Go. Adults are talking.
Kevin Smith:
I'm trying to get the Canadian flag into every shot because I'm a really big fan of the Canadian flag. So was Mewes until he figured out it was a maple leaf... instead of the wacky.
Terri:
Why do you have to be so mean?
Paige:
I'm not mean, I'm right.
Manny:
Why are you trying to hurt me?
Toby:
I got those condoms because if I ever did want to do that with Kendra... which I'm not saying I do... I'd wanna take care of her.
Spinner:
So you live another day.
Emma:
I think I've sustained enough head injuries for one day.
Craig:
I'm fine.
Joey:
No one is fine after losing someone. I wasn't there with your mom. I just think the pain's gonna catch up to you.
Marco:
Even strangers know, Spin. And last night wasn't about my shoes. Those guys, they knew... and they bashed me because they hated it, just like you do.
Spinner:
Dude, that's brutal, but you can't compare me to those guys.
Marco:
Really? Why not?
Marco:
OK, what did you write on the card?
Craig:
Okkkk, you ARE a girl.
Ashley:
Craig, I asked you here because I need to talk to you.
Craig:
Great, every guy's favorite words
Manny:
One last thing. Do not talk about the environment. The environment is not sexy. Do NOT talk about it.
Paige:
Hello oldest friend and fabulous boyfriend? What on earth are you talking about?
Marco:
You know, Alex, I can pick my Vice President...
Alex:
And I can pick my nose.
Craig:
For once I wanna do the right thing... you know
Spinner:
But you don't have to keep the kid... there are other things you can do
Craig:
This is what I want to do Spin... you don't get it
Spinner:
No I don't... at all
Craig:
You got a family... I just stay at some guys house... but manny and the baby... their mine... their for me
Craig:
And who says money can't buy you happiness
Paige:
[
referring to Hazel celebrating Ramadan] Christmas could learn a thing or two from Ramadan. After all that food, I could use a fast!
Hazel:
Paige, I just saw Spinner. He was completely out of line.
Paige:
[
crying] It wasn't what I thought, you know? First time, I thought it would be beautiful or something. It's so stupid.
Hazel:
It's not stupid
Paige:
Those shoes, I wanted it to work. I wanted him to want to be with me.
Hazel:
He did want to be with you.
Paige:
Yea, sure.
Hazel:
He'll call you. You don't have to worry.
Paige:
I didn't even want to do it Hazel. I said No, over and over and over.
Hazel:
You said no? and he didn't listen?
Paige:
He just pushed me down, harder, and he wouldn't stop. He just wouldn't stop.
Hazel:
Paige, Honey. If you said no, that's rape.
Dean's Friend:
He's a little old for you.
Paige:
And you're a little jealous.
Paige:
What are you looking at?
Dean:
Your eyes. Are they green or blue?
Paige:
It depends on the light.
Dean:
They are the most amazing colored eyes I've ever seen. You're very beautiful.
Spinner:
Paige.
Paige:
Hey spin.
Spinner:
How's your Grandma?
Paige:
What?
Spinner:
You know, you're grandma. The one who was sick on saterday night.
Paige:
Oh, she's ok, thanks.
Spinner:
And Dean, How's he doing? I know what happened, ok?
Paige:
Yea, were you in th room with me? because I don't think you were.
[
Paige walks away, Spinner grabs her arm to turn her around]
Spinner:
You lied to me.
Paige:
Don't touch me. Don't ever touch me.
Spinner:
Why not? Everyone else does.
[
Paige slaps spinner in the face and goes into the girl's bathroom]
Spinner:
Paige, what's going on?
Paige:
Nothing.
Spinner:
J.T in a mascot outfit attacking Dean. That's not nothing Paige.
[
Paige turns around to walk away and Spinner grabs her arm to turn her around]
Paige:
[
crying] Spin, can you please?
Spinner:
He took it too far, like Hazel said, right? Didn't he?
JT:
Paige. Help. I'm stuck in a box.
Paige:
Does it say, "Caution: Freak inside?"
Hazel:
We should go see that movie again, even though I don't really like subtitles.
Paige:
Yeah, they involve reading.
Craig:
Somethin' 'bout the way you shine / When the lights go out / I wanna make you mine / Somethin' 'bout the way it seems / You're always here in my dreams / When there's no one there / No, I'm not scared / But I'm in love / With you
Spinner:
Then stop being gay.
Marco:
Oh right Spin I'm just gonna go do that.
Marco:
Ellie, I'm gay. And you and me...
Ellie:
Will always just be friends.
Dylan:
What is this, hug the homo day?
Joey:
I know that you thought The Zits were a joke...
Caitlin:
I did not!
Joey:
But if we had some guidance back then, maybe things would have been different.
Caitlin:
And maybe if you'd written more than one song.
Paige:
So, what, you're just forgiving creep boy for beating you up?
Terri:
He apologized.
Paige:
Of course... his kind always does, so they can get another shot in at you.
Rick Murray:
One, you have no right to dictate who Terri's friends are, and, two, you're a vicious backstabber.
Paige:
Oh I'm vicious.
Rick Murray:
Everything you say is a judgment... you think you're so perfect.
Paige:
What?... well I'd rather be that than a psycho...
Jimmy:
You don't know what you're saying... it's not you, it's the drugs.
Ashley:
Oh, yeah, keep going, dad... keep telling me who I am.
Jimmy:
Ash... look.
Ashley:
No, no... this is why me and Sean... he gets me.
Ashley:
Jimmy, you just don't have what Sean has, and you never will... you're just not enough for me...
Spinner:
What are you doing? Terri's in the hospital and you're just sitting here.
Rick Murray:
Spinner, stop, please.
Spinner:
Oh, did Terri tell you stop? Did you listen?
Ashley:
You know, you guys should try going a little more post-Emo. Still punk, but less mopey.
Craig:
I don't think the other guys even know what regular Emo is. Spinner probably thinks it's a muppet.
Ashley:
Listen, I didn't mean to be all weird yesterday.
Craig:
You weren't weird. You just ignored me... which I guess is sort of weird. Sorry, now I'm being weird.
Craig:
Well, my freak of a dad left me this check for 10 grand in his will.
Ashley:
Are you serious?
Craig:
Yeah, the guy is half eaten by worms and he's still trying to buy me. Pathetic.
Paige:
What you did to me changed my life. I still can't sleep without my light on. Sometimes I even look under the bed to make sure you're not there. Dean, I made a mistake going upstairs with you, but you made more than a mistake. You made a choice.
Shane:
This is my daughter, Emma. But, she doesn't love me.
Emma:
Why do you say that?
Shane:
She never visits me.
Emma:
Maybe because she couldn't find you, until now... I'm Emma!
Kevin Smith:
[
talking to Craig about girl trouble] I'm a fat guy from New Jersey, I've had girl trouble.
Danny Van Zandt:
[
when Manny finds out Danny is her computerized match for the date] Oh, Manuela.
Manny:
I used to babysit you.
Danny Van Zandt:
So let's take it to the next level.
Jay:
Oh, Snap, Silent Bob! Canadian Ninja's. Hip Hip *doogin*!
[
pulls samurai sword out]
Marco:
Woah, Spin. You look like you lived through a country song.
Spinner:
My dog is fine. The truck runs too.
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