"Two and a Half Men" (2003)

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#	Episode	User Rating	User Votes
1.0	Most Chicks Won't Eat Veal: Original Pilot	8.4	36
1.1	Pilot	8.0	81
1.12	Camel Filters and Pheremones	7.9	115
3.12	That Special Tug	7.8	40
4.11	Walnuts and Demerol	7.7	50
4.24	Prostitutes and Gelato	7.7	45
3.6	Hi, Mr. Horned One	7.7	53
5.17	Fish in a Drawer	7.7	61
3.7	Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop	7.6	51
5.16	Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty	7.6	28
5.12	A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh	7.6	26
5.8	Is There a Mrs. Waffles?	7.6	29
1.7	If They Do Go Either Way They're Usually Fake	7.6	53
3.16	Ergo, the Booty Call	7.5	44
4.6	Apologies for the Frivolity	7.5	59
2.23	Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab	7.5	58
1.23	Just Like Buffalo	7.5	46
4.15	My Damn Stalker	7.5	57
5.10	Kinda Like Necrophilia	7.5	36
2.10	The Salmon Under My Sweater	7.5	41
2.17	Woo-Hoo, a Hernia-Exam!	7.4	44
3.8	That Voodoo That I Do Do	7.4	40
3.14	Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded	7.4	39
5.13	The Soil is Moist	7.4	27
3.9	Madame and Her Special Friend	7.4	41
5.6	Help Daddy Find His Toenail	7.4	26
4.19	Smooth as a Ken Doll	7.3	53
2.3	A Bag Full of Jawea	7.3	49
5.5	Putting Swim Fins on a Cat	7.3	21
1.21	No Sniffing, No Wowing	7.3	46
3.24	That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite	7.3	50
5.3	Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo	7.3	23
3.3	Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark	7.3	34
1.24	Can You Feel My Finger	7.3	42
5.1	Large Birds, Spiders and Mom	7.3	37
3.17	The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer	7.3	34
3.11	Santa's Village of the Damned	7.3	45
1.10	Merry Thanksgiving	7.3	57
2.13	Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow	7.3	36
4.23	Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin	7.2	51
5.4	City of Great Racks	7.2	22
1.2	Big Flappy Bastards	7.2	51
1.4	If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap	7.2	56
5.15	Rough Night in Hump Junction	7.2	27
-	Jake Comes of Age	7.2	39
2.16	Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?	7.2	33
1.17	Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats	7.2	35
2.24	Does Something Smell Funny to You	7.2	40
3.5	We Called It Mr. Pinky	7.1	33
3.4	Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs	7.1	33
1.5	The Last Thing You Want to Do Is Wind Up with a Hump	7.1	51
4.17	I Merely Slept with a Commie	7.1	41
2.6	The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance	7.1	41
1.19	I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You	7.1	53
4.7	Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head	7.1	40
1.9	Phase One, Complete	7.1	43
2.5	Bad News from the Clinic	7.1	48
3.15	My Tongue Is Meat	7.1	35
5.7	The Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room	7.1	24
2.9	Yes, Monsignor	7.1	44
1.22	My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet	7.1	40
2.12	A Lung Full of Alan	7.1	43
2.8	Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers	7.1	36
5.11	Meander to Your Dander	7.0	28
3.10	Something Salted and Twisted	7.0	27
4.2	Who's Vod Kanockers	7.0	49
4.13	Don't Worry, Speed Racer	7.0	46
1.8	Twenty-five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful	7.0	42
1.3	Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell	7.0	54
3.2	Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover	7.0	35
1.13	Sara Like Puny Alan	7.0	40
4.18	It Never Rains in Hooterville	7.0	46
4.1	Working for Caligula	7.0	50
3.20	Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro	7.0	50
5.14	Winky-Dink Time	7.0	30
2.21	A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On	6.9	33
3.1	Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts	6.9	31
2.14	Those Big Pink Things with Coconut	6.9	31
1.18	An Old Flame with a New Wick	6.9	51
2.15	Smell the Umbrella Stand	6.9	30
5.9	Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids	6.9	25
2.4	Go Get Mommy's Bra	6.9	38
2.1	Back Off Mary Poppins	6.9	74
2.11	Last Chance to See Those Tattoos	6.9	43
2.2	Enjoy Those Garlic Balls	6.9	47
2.20	I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey	6.9	41
4.10	Kissing Abraham Lincoln	6.9	38
4.8	Release the Dogs	6.9	40
4.20	Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot	6.9	47
1.14	I Can't Afford Hyenas	6.9	42
1.16	That Was Saliva, Alan	6.9	44
4.16	Young People Have Phlegm Too	6.9	42
2.22	That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother	6.8	29
1.6	Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?	6.8	48
5.19	Waiting for the Right Snapper	6.8	21
3.13	Humiliation Is a Visual Medium	6.8	36
4.3	The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress	6.8	45
5.2	Media Room Slash Dungeon	6.8	28
3.23	Arguments for the Quickie	6.8	42
3.18	The Spit-Covered Cobbler	6.8	32
3.19	Golly Moses, She's a Muffin	6.8	38
4.5	A Live Woman of Proven Fertility	6.8	55
4.14	That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami	6.8	40
2.19	A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise	6.8	32
1.15	Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick	6.7	47
4.21	Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous	6.7	38
3.22	Just Once with Aunt Sophie	6.7	35
2.18	It Was Mame, Mom	6.7	47
3.21	And the Plot Moistens	6.7	42
4.22	Mr. McGlue's Feedbag	6.7	35
4.4	A Pot Smoking Monkey	6.6	41
4.9	Corey's Been Dead for an Hour	6.5	43
1.20	Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark	6.5	38
5.18	If My Hole Could Talk	6.5	24
1.11	Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor	6.5	39
4.12	Castrating Sheep in Montana	6.5	35
2.7	A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana	6.4	34

Unrated Episodes

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6.1	Episode #6.1
6.2	Episode #6.2
6.3	Episode #6.3
6.4	Episode #6.4
6.5	Episode #6.5
6.6	Episode #6.6
6.7	Episode #6.7
6.8	Episode #6.8
6.9	Episode #6.9
6.10	Episode #6.10
6.11	Episode #6.11
6.12	Episode #6.12
6.13	Episode #6.13
6.14	Episode #6.14
6.15	Episode #6.15
6.16	Episode #6.16
6.17	Episode #6.17
6.18	Episode #6.18
6.19	Episode #6.19
6.20	Episode #6.20
6.21	Episode #6.21
6.22	Episode #6.22

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"Two and a Half Men" (2003)

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